Villains can be such poor unfortunate souls! I mean....COME ON....who else but an evil conniving spirit would conspire against a beautiful sixteen year old mermaid princess for her long time family revenge? An eight-limbed voluptuous octoped...that's who! Ursula is my all time favorite Disney villain. First of all, her character was inspired by an Australian drag queen named Godiva! What the hell Disney? How freakin' rockin' is that? No wonder I love Disney. So, from the first time Ariel and Ursula meet...she is smooth and articulate! He random black dress/ tentacle combo makes her seem sooo sexy in a strange way. And OH BOY, does she know how to move! I mean, after all, women don't need a voice when they have body language right?! I mean....ladies listen up! Apparently, if you aren't happy with the body that you're given, or if you think that you need to change yourself for the purposes of a man....NO PROBLEM! Go ahead!! Snip snip away! Plastic surgery and a little Disney magic and you can be just as happy as you want! lol Just joshin' here in Iowa. Anyway...she sort of has a Maxwell Sheffield quality to her. Something about that little grey streak in her hair gives her a knowledgeable quality. So no matter how much Sebastian the crab, also known as...THE KINGS PERSONAL ADVISOR!!!!!! tells her that she should stay away from Ursula and her evil magic...she just MUST know what she is doing since Ariel still had the urge to disobey her father and be a rebellious teenager. Kids. Whatcha' gonna do?! So when you get the hankerin' to turn from a beautiful mermaid princess into an ordinary human, call on Ursula for a little bit of under-sea black voodoo!P.S. You should totally come visit France. Bonjour!!
P.P.S. I'm not really in France! Just kidding!!!!!!!!+
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