Disney 30 Day Challenge: Day - 7

Batman has Robin. Obama has Biden. Juliet had her nursemaid. Throughout history, there have been so many amazing people with some pretty interesting sidekicks. Even in Disney films, everyone has so have some sort of sidekick. Ariel has Flounder. Mufassa has Zazu. Jafar has Iago. They are everywhere. But of all the Disney sidekicks..my favorite has to be the French, smooth-talking candelabra. Lumiere is the most charming inanimate object in all of pre-revolutionary France. He sings, he dances, he is on love with a hot little ball of feathers...who is also one hot little number as a human too! He is a great help the Beast. If you think about it, who is it who helps the Beast to control his temper? Who is it who actually made that hairy mongrel presentable for the Tale as old as Time number? Well, with the exception of the magical bathtub, scissors, and every other thing in that castle!!! And to top everything off, who led the revolution again Gaston and his band of not-so-merry men....actually they were quite bitter! How rude of them. In this day and age, if I decided to break into your house using a giant ass tree that I cut down on your property and then busted in your front door just to get into a huge destructive  fight with everything you own and throwing people through windows....surely I would be in massive trouble! It must just suck to be the richest person in the entire land and NOT have the law wrapped around your little finger.....sorry Beast! lol Wow I tend to get off on tangents a lot. Anyway...six blogs in and still going strong. Next time on Oprah, we are giving away a free hump-backed whale to every audience member! YAY!!!!!!

Disney 30 Day Challenge: Day - 6

Having the choose one's favorite animal a seriously hard task. A favorite animal sort of defines what you feel your role in the jungle would be. I don't want too much power, I wouldn't like to have a massive amount of responsibility. Mufasa...he is awesome but the king of the Pride Land? No thank you. The evil, power hungry king of the jungle? Shercon has that one covered nicely I think. Aristocratic French cats from the turn of the last century? Not really my style. However, I could see myself laying lazily on a tree branch, only to be awoken by a strange baby's cry.

The black panther is an amazing animal. Sleek, meticulously groomed, smart....well....sometimes I'm smart, other times I'm just lucky. He always does the right thing even when it is inconvenient. I mean, Bagira could have left that baby in the bushes and gone back to sleep, he could have kept the man cub in the jungle, he could have even just let King Louis keep the man cub. And...panthers are sexy! Just saying!!! Black is slimming, I would love to wear black every day and have a nice sheen to my outfits! Also, being a panther does offer a sort of protection. It allows you a level of respect but not enough where you could become corrupt with power. And that, Edwards Elementary 3rd grade class, is why the panther is my favorite animal.
Now, be sure to bring your favorite toy next week for show and tell! Last week, Johnny brought his pet snake! It was soooooo cooooool! Until it swallowed Walter, the class' pet mouse. Now we have a pet bunny. His name is Scooter! K thanks bye!

Disney 30 Day Challenge: Day - 5

Ok, so i am going to take a non traditional stance on the hero term. Usually, the hero is the main good male character. But I'm taking hero as someone who saves the day! Picture it! France....sometime in the past, a man and his daughter are trapped in their basement by the towns most chauvinistic man's man! They were left for dead...well not really. When all of a sudden....BAM POW WHAP!!!!!  A tiny hand painted tea cup with a tiny chip comes hammering through the cellar bulkhead on what is supposed to be a wood chopping machine! Because of him, the man and daughter were off the stop the bad man from killing her one true love!

So who is my favorite hero? Why, Chip of course!!!! And, we share the same name. So it is twice as cool! If I were a teacup, I would definitely save the day with some random, slightly dangerous, homemade invention! Also, on a side note, what was furnishing the castle before the spell was cast? I mean, if everything in the castle was orignally a person....then do they just not have any furniture in the end of the story? I mean...seriously. The violin playing coat rack, the dog footstool, the freaking stove! And what about that? Are Mrs. Potts and the stove married? I mean, she is a Mrs. Where is Mr. Potts...and she has all those teacups to take care of! I cant imagine she does it on her own. Anyway..off subject! Well that's all for this week, tune in next time for the thrilling day six!!!

Disney 30 Day Challenge: Day - 4

So....when little girls think about Disney, the think about that moment when they meet their favorite Disney princess. And when little boys think about Disney, they think about getting to ride the awesome rides and being pirates. But ya know what! I wanted to be a Disney prince when I was a little Chip. I wanted to wear rocking fancy attire. I wanted to live in a pre-revolution French castle. I did NOT want to be a furry beast creature though....

So looking back on what Disney prince I wanted to be....I honestly cannot remember! But now that I'm older and enjoy the company of men..lol...I think Prince Phillip would be my favorite! I mean, he has an awesome voice. He is cute. AND!!!! He has magical a magical sword and shield! I want magical fighting weapons! But yeah...even thought he marries the equivalent of Regina George from Mean Girls...I will forgive him if he comes over to my side! His horse is pretty too. White horses rock my socks off!

Disney 30 Day Challenge: Day - 3

Heroine. What is a heroine one might ask...well the dictionary on Google defines a heroine as "the main good female character in a work of fiction." Well I have decided not to use that definition for the sake of this blog because the woman I admire isn't good until the end of the film.

Meg, from Disney's Hercules, is by far my favorite Disney heroine. I mean, when we first meet her, she is sassy, independent and a total diva. I think that's why I love her so much. Also, a woman who can have hips like a child's building block and work them like it aint no thang....damn girl! By the way...I want to have a sextet with five stone busts of the Muses....seriously! She seems to go a fine job in the floor length greecian style dress working against the those creepy ass creatures that Haiti sends around. I mean legit? What an ass he is! Look at those teeth, and his hair is always on fire...in a bad way. Sorry boy, those clothes are totally five centuries ago! Ok, lost track of the blog assignment. Oh yeah...Herc is hot! I want to be his girlfriend. Point and case! Thanks for watching...tune in next week (or tomorrow) for some more amazing things to learn about the world!!! (or me)


P.S.- SERIOUSLY....look at that sass! And I want to know what kind of product she uses to keep her bangs so stationary without falling! And where could she find exact matching eye shaddow to her one and only dress in Greece at this point in history...she is one savey lady!

30 Day Disney Challenge! Day - 2!

My favorite Disney princess? Hmmm.. that is a tough one! I mean, there are so many women that would love to stand in this spot light, but I have to narrow it down to only one! When I was a child, Cinderella was my all time favorite Disney movie, I would watch it whenever I could. And surprise, I don't even own it now! However, Cinderella has moved in with her prince and Chip was left to find a new princess to fawn over. I was alone, i was left wanting, until Ariel came along!

*Side note.....all of my blogs have to be written like a soap opera. It's just my style. After all...this is As the Spaceship Earth Turns*

Ariel is a headstrong and independent sixteen year old princess. She also has great style. I mean, if I had a huge head of hair that looked like a blob of ketchup atop my head, I wouldn't know how to work it. Look at her, even under the salty depths of the sea, she looks fantastic! I mean, yes her aunt is this seriously deranged octopod, but she lives in gorgeous undersea palace....and then she ends up in a gorgeous sea-side palace. Who could want for more? So, Ariel! It has to be Ariel!

When my sister was a child, she loved the Little Mermaid more than any other movie. I remember the soundtrack playing constantly for a few years! I have one specific memory of her when she was about six years old, she had just finished watching the film and was in the back year singing Part of Your World. All of a sudden, she climbs on top of the picnic table as if it were the rock next to Prince Eric's palace. She hoists herself up at the climax of the song as if she really were Ariel! It was pretty funny. And even funnier....when she fell off the picnic table and crashed onto the grass. Sorry Ash, there's no liquid landing patch below that picnic table!

Day 1: Favorite Disney Character!

So I have decided to follow suit and start in on my Disney 30 Day Challenge! i have heard there are many different lists floating around out there, so I am going to follow a few other people and just put in what I feel like it, or what the general consensus is for that specific day! Good? Great! Now let's get started!

The first thing I should covere, is my favorite Disney character. Of course that has to be T I DOUBLE G' ERRRRRR! Tigger and I have a long history. I used to wear Tigger feety pajamas when I was a child. When I met Tigger on my first CP, my friends and I went to Britain to meet him in the Toy Soldier. I swear, I may have been 21 years old, but I felt like a five year old. There was nothing but me and Tigger! Ask my friend Robert, I almost cried I was so happy. Ha ha ha.
I like to think I am a lot like him as well. We both have terribly energetic personalities and we both love our friends unconditionally. Unfortunately, we both get on people's nerves sometimes, but we always make up for it because we are amazing friends when we are needed! We are also terribly handsome! Ha ha ha jk! Stay tuned for more fun facts about Chip!!!1