Back to the Future!

So when Chip was a lad in grade school, he used to play games. He played hide and seek. He played freeze tag.  He played MASH!! In a random effort to try to keep conversations light after an intense Skype chat one evening, Chip proposed that the group do a MASH. So with pen in hand, Chip and Jess plotted out her possible future. The choices for this particular MASH are as follows:

Men:                        Marriage:                  Place:
Ryan O.                   Utah                         Tree house
Chip                        Australia                    Disney  
Brett                        Ireland                       Ocean    
Gerard Butler           Back Ally                  Dumpster  
          
Ring:                        Dress:                       Tux:
Diamond                  Red                          Orange
Plastic Spider           Blue                          Yellow
Sapphire                  Puke Green                Blue
Ruby                        White                        Pink

Live:                   Job(her):                     Job(Her):                                                                          
NYC                  Vet                             Pimp
Anaheim             Sex Toy Tester            Killer Whale Trainer
Reno                   Make-up Artist           Black Jack Dealer
Ames, Iowa        Hooker                       Pilot


Annual Income:    Car:                               Kids:
$0.13                    Jeep                               4
$250,000              Porsche                          52
$888,400              Mustang                         4,130.75
$7.45                    Box on Wheels               29

Divorce Age:   Divorced for:                             Death Age:
22                   Hooker                                     47  
47                   Pool Boy                                   89
26                   Supermarket Bag Boy               28  
58                   Paper Boy                                62  

Cause of Death
Sinking Ship
Killer Whale
Bullet Wound
Car Crash

So Jessica's life will pan out as follows:

She marries Brett Knapp in a back ally under the ocean. He gives her a Ruby ring. They are married in a puke green wedding dress and an orange tux! Wow how classy and festive! The live in Ames, Iowa (Chip's home town) where she works as a sex toy tester and he works as a killer whale trainer! Together, they have a combined income of $7.45 per year. Which is why they have to drive a box on wheels. The do live in a mansion however. Sex toys must be really lucrative!!! Together, they give birth to 4,130.75 children, little Timmy was both without his lower right quadrant! Unfortunately, at the age of 58, Jess leaves Brett for the paperboy, until she dies from a car crash as the nice old age of 62!

What a life Jess! Hope you are looking forward to all those babies!!!!!

Have a Magica Day
-Chip
WDW